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TV Guide Channel’s Cruisapalooza

18 November, 2006, Saturday

cruisapalooza     This is the TV Guide channel’s schedule for today.      All Tom Cruise, all the time.  

An entire 8 hour block of  programming  devoted exclusively to the third (sham) wedding of a rich, powerful, loony, obnoxious  freak.  

Entire teams of executives and production crews comprised of our fellow American citizens have spent time, effort, and money to bring this avalanche of shit into our living rooms.  

Okay, um, whoever is cataloguing the master list of reasons why they hate us, don’t forget to add this one.    It’s a biggie.  

I mean, it makes me hate us.      

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